Kiera was born like most Bangkok women on her knees over a barrel of new kicks. Soon after her birth she was sent to a sweat shop where she learned to make sneakers for rich white kids in westchester.

At age 4 was when she was taught the art of Thai Massage at age 6 she mastered nails and sword swallowing.After escaping from Thailand she moved to the Hamptons to clean and cook for more rich white people.

She started cooking naked for R.Kelly at age 13 but was soon fired after she tried boofing his soul train award in her ass.

She enjoys dressing like Kelly Kapowski and stalks Ashlee Simpson with old photos of her..."Constantly haunting Ashlee with her old face is one of my favorite hobbies"-Kiera.

Kiera is currently in rehab where her boyfriend of 6 years Donny from New Kids on the Block gives her milkshakes....I mean Protein Shakes.

She gave up her community service work at the homeless shelter due to the fact that handjobs aren't considered a real debt to society.

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, "Good girls don't make the headlines" it's so true

Team Facelift, Blood St., Trouble, Celine Dion haha

Dexter, Heroes, SNL, Conan, Family Guy, SHIN CHAN!

Gossip Girls was better as a book!